(Source: forassgard, via thepacificrimjob)

  1. thatfuckingcrowv2:

    dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

    (Source: secretotaku, via tbandido)

  2. shitroughdrafts:

    Charlotte’s Web,by E.B. White. 1952.

    Order the Shit Rough Drafts book here!

    (via me-sexual)

    ridge:

    80% chance he’s referring to anal

    (Source: bryko, via dont-judgemybutt)

  3. "They say the womb is where we learn love is knowing the cord that feeds you could at any moment wrap around your neck."

    Andrea Gibson, “Prism” (via rustyvoices)

    (via me-sexual)

  4. sniperj0e:

    "date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

    oh shut the fuck up

    date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

    not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks

    (via idobackflipseveryday)

    phantomofthecity:

    pinkleofdoom:

    wavelessness:

    This abandoned tuberculosis hospital right down the street from my house has some of the most interesting and beautiful graffiti I’ve seen, I’m sad for not getting more pictures. It closed in the early ’80s, and some of the lockers still had patients’ rusted hangers in them. Supposedly one of the most haunted places in Massachusetts, although I didn’t experience anything (which was super disappointing). There’s three huge buildings and every time you turned around there was a new stairwell. I could’ve stayed for hours.

    (via methalon-e)

    fantasticalbicycle:

    Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

    (Source: christinahendricks, via no-fuck-off)

  5. thesorrovv:

    ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

    (via cumfort)

    mindswondering:

    some drag queens are a much better influence in young girls than some teen queen pop stars out there.

    (Source: hmspoofta, via lowwbloods)

  6. leviisacutelittleshit:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    beggars-opera:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    easy there henry

    whos henry what thef uck?

    *faint laughter from Britian*

    (Source: felixdawkins23, via fuck-benedict-cumberbatch)

    therealandycohen:

    stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

    I LOVE THIS WOMAN. STILL HAVE GOOSEBUMPS FROM LAST NIGHT!

    (via applyinglogictowho)

    theseptumsbitch:

    Fiction vs So far away

    (via applyinglogictowho)

  7. corrupted-teens:

    Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

    (via dont-judgemybutt)