1. Finally found a donut shop up here and it’s closed ._. I need to go back home #donuts #washington #wtfbro

    theteenagevowinaparkinglot:

    unseelie-prince:

    I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives

    aggressively positive spider

    (Source: bluedogeyes, via im--going--cakeless)

    cooasswhiteboiii47:

    thekingofhorror:

    robemmy:

    Hypocrisy

    So fucking powerful.

    can’t get over this

    (via im--going--cakeless)

  2. Send me a number, yo.

    • 1:   Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
    • 2:   Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
    • 3:   If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
    • 4:   Do you find it easy to trust others?
    • 5:   What were you doing at 11PM last night?
    • 6:   You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
    • 7:   What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
    • 8:   Are you close with your dad?
    • 9:   I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
    • 10:   What are you listening to?
    • 11:   You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
    • 12:   Do you like hickeys?
    • 13:   What time do you go to bed?
    • 14:   Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
    • 15:   Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
    • 16:   Do you always answer your texts?
    • 17:   Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
    • 18:   When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
    • 19:   Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
    • 20:   What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
    • 21:   Is anyone else in the room with you?
    • 22:   Do you believe what goes around comes around?
    • 23:   Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
    • 24:   Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
    • 25:   In the past week, have you cried?
    • 26:   What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
    • 27:   Do people ever call you by your last name?
    • 28:   Is anyone ignoring you right now?
    • 29:   Do you have a best friend?
    • 30:   Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
    • 31:   Who was your last call/text message from?
    • 32:   Are you mad at anyone?
    • 33:   Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
    • 34:   How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
    • 35:   How many more days until your birthday?
    • 36:   Do you have any summer plans yet?
    • 37:   Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?
    • 38:   Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
    • 39:   Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
    • 40:   Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
    • 41:   Do you think age matters in relationships?
    • 42:   Are you available?
    • 43:   How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
    • 44:   If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
    • 45:   Do you believe exes can be friends?
    • 46:   Do you regret anything?
    • 47:   Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
    • 48:   Did you ever lose a best friend?
    • 49:   Was your last kiss a mistake?
    • 50:   Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
    • 51:   Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
    • 52:   Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
    • 53:   What was the last thing you ate?
    • 54:   Did you get any compliments today?
    • 55:   Where are you going on your next vacation?
    • 56:   Do you own anything from other countries?
    • 57:   Are most of your friend guys or girls?
    • 58:   Where have you lived most of your life?
    • 59:   When was the last time you took a long drive?
    • 60:   Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
    • 61:   Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
    • 62:   Who do you text the most?
    • 63:   What was the last movie you saw?
    • 64:   What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?
    • 65:   How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?
    • 66:   Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
    • 67:   Do you curse around your parents?
    • 68:   Are you happy with where you live?
    • 69:   Picture of yourself?
    • 70:   Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
    • 71:   Have you ever been dumped?
    • 72:   What do you most like about making out?
    • 73:   Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
    • 74:   When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
    • 75:   What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
    • 76:   Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
    • 77:   Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
    • 78:   Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
    • 79:   What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
    • 80:   Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
    • 81:   Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
    • 82:   Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
    • 83:   Do you miss your last sweetie?
    • 84:   Last time you slow danced with someone?
    • 85:   Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
    • 86:   How can I win your heart?
    • 87:   What is your astrological sign?
    • 88:   What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
    • 89:   Do you cook?
    • 90:   Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
    • 91:   If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
    • 92:   Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
    • 93:   What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
    • 94:   Name four things that you wish you had!
    • 95:   Are you a player?
    • 96:   Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
    • 97:   Are you a tease?
    • 98:   Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
    • 99:   Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
    • 100:   Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
    • 101:   Hugs or Kisses?
    • 102:   Are you too shy to ask someone out?
    • 103:   The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
    • 104:   Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
    • 105:   If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
    • 106:   Do you flirt a lot?
    • 107:   Your last kiss?
    • 108:   Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?
    • 109:   Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
    • 110:   If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
    • 111:   Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
    • 112:   Does someone like you currently?
    • 113:   Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
    • 114:   Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
    • 115:   Ever made out with just a friend?
    • 116:   Are you happier single or in a relationship?
    • 117:   Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
  3. How many people do you have to save?

    All of them.

    (Source: lovemytv, via ewdean)

  4. gingahninjah:

    sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

    (Source: blackwithmoreblack, via the-secret-parade)

    carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

    if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong

    (Source: marikorn, via standardwhore)

    Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

    (Source: chrisprattdelicious, via braywashed)

  5. goodnight-sammy:

    Don’t tell me he didn’t love you

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    He loved you with his whole heart

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    Don’t tell me he doesn’t still

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    He’s just guarding that same fort

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    Because he learned from you

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    That feelings are a weakness

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    And that what you say can scar

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    So he tries not to say too much

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    And ends up saying too little

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    (via wincestplease)

  6. rneerkat:

    “i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

    (via cumfort)

    wolf-and-kitten:

    This is so perfect

    (Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings, via thesicilian)

  7. silenthowlss:

    foxnewsofficial:

    what if death is just level 2

    I never played a level one that was this fucking hard

    (via the-secret-parade)

  8. Can’t make this a read more due to mobile issues so scroll past this

    Ok, so I can’t make this a [[read more]] (did that work? Prolly not, but I wanted to try it) despite how much I wish I could cuz all the things on my mind that I wanna say might offend or annoy people. But I’ve got nowhere else to rant since I didn’t pack my diary, so bear with me.

    I hate when people compare music to therapy or when musicians say you don’t need therapy but that you just need hugs or their songs. Like I’ll be the first to tell you that a good real hug goes a long way when you’re really down or that music can be the only way you get to sleep after a sleepless week or the only comfort you’ve got. But I don’t like when it’s equated to therapy. Cuz even though I’ve had a shitty experience with therapy, I’d still like to believe that out there in the world there are good therapists. And if I’m supposed to believe that music is as good as therapy but still find myself crying uncontrollably at night while listening to my favorite albums, then doesn’t that mean there are no answers for me? I can’t believe there’s hope if something as supposedly effective as the therapy of music can’t fix me. And more importantly, I’d like to think that music can’t hurt you like therapy can. Bad artists don’t leave you crying helplessly because you think you’re fucked up beyond repair. Bad artists don’t make me feel inadequate or as though I’m too damaged to understand love or feel it for or from anybody. Borderline sociopathic and rude. Music doesn’t misunderstand and subsequently mistreat me like a bad therapist could. So I really hate that comparison. Music is good for you. It helps you get to sleep, helps pump you up, helps you get through the day, makes you feel. But it’s not as helpful as therapy can be. And it’s not as potentially hurtful. They’re two totally different things, and I don’t like how people equate them because it gives kids terrible and potentially harmful misconceptions about the two.

    Anyways, that’s my stupid controversial opinion of the night. Sorry you had to scroll so far

  9. "You can tell how dangerous a person is by the way they hold their anger inside themselves quietly."

    (via areumdw)

    (Source: sincerelynargis, via the-secret-parade)