if you screwed up my car, I’ll kill you

    (Source: actualcannibalcharliekelly, via wewereneverhomeless)

    thighabetic:

    Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.

    (Source: missconceptions, via the-secret-parade)

  1. spookypansy:

    Night Vale dropping some truth

    (via the-secret-parade)

    fetusswift:

    all-too-well:

    have we reached it………? have we reached the promised land?

    Love this.

    (via the-secret-parade)

  2. happyjared:

    ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

    (via the-secret-parade)

  3. rebelghostalliance:

    Current mood:

    image

    (via the-secret-parade)

    itsajensenthing:

    (◡‿◡✿)

    (Source: itsajensenthing, via mostly10)

    internationalflycentre:

    blasianxbri:

    Racism in its PUREST form.

    I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

    Fuckin prick

    (Source: nosdrinker, via crowbats)

    lostandgonewiththewind:

    This fucking killed me.

    (via the-secret-parade)

    Sam and Dean talking at the same time throughout the years.

    (Source: helldean, via green-circles)

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  5. the-plaid-princess:

    When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

    image

    (via gunsforsh0wknivesforapr0)

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  7. theodorepython:

    rameninblack:

    something is seriously wrong with these icons like

    the designs make 0 sense they are not indicative of their function (with the exception of text, link and video) 

    the icons for link and chat are virtually identical 

    the icon for text is noticeably smaller looking and feels off-centered compared to the other icons

    did tumblr do this as a joke? did someone make a mistake? i’m genuinely curious because these icons are incredibly ineffective and poorly designed

    They changed them back in less than 10 minutes but please let this post live forever as a testament to the staff’s poor decision.

    (via scaryfisting)

  8. Daft Punk spelled backwards is Knup Tfad, which is both hard to pronounce and of no significance whatsoever.

    (Source: totallylegitdaftpunkfacts, via rneerkat)